My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

by Bri Edwards Click to read full poem

Comments (104)

I thought this was a very nice piece of poetry..
A day done come I met a girl from my dreams. We got now three kids and life is good it seams.....beautiful
This poem is hilarious! I love it!
I re-read this one and realized that YOUR English doesn't suck as bad as most of the " poets" on this site. (Report) , I agree with this. But it occurs to me that writing the English that sucks, must be more strenuous than writing the normal one that does not. Good fun.
Oh And thanks for pulling our leg no english indeed. Cheers
Well what can I say english or no english d images are dere n dey tel a story. Keep writin is great
A " prudent tactic" I'd say, for this debilitates me from pointing out the " true mistakes" . This poem made me smile (and laugh in numerous instances) . Thank you for this light (if I can say so) poem.
A humorous interpretation, at least in my opinion, of the trammels faced by an aspiring linguist. A paragon, in a word, for all the simulacra of the onerous hindrances and obstructions I was involuntarily acquainted with. Reading this takes me to the time of the budding me, pursuing mastery of English out of pure linguistic fervour.
I re-read this one and realized that YOUR English doesn't suck as bad as most of the " poets" on this site.
This sounds a lot like a passage from Huckleberry Finn.
" an don't give no." I was under the impression that profanity is not allowed. If it is, then I will amend my poem " I Love Poetry."
Loved the poem! Humour and wisdom together!
Fantastic poem.. very beautiful...with nice diction... thanks
Nice poem, fell in loved with it. You really talked about the way education is and it advantages. I really enjoyed it.
I read your poem again. I am convinced -it is excellent.you served your nation; you pumped gas; you are proud of it. I appreciate your sincerity. Who cares for grammar and spelling-they are not important in life.The poem itself is very enjoyable. regards
A day done come I met a girl from my dreams. I guess it was your best day
A clever and humourous piece of writing, I enjoyed it Bri!
Doesn't matter - your poems conveys the sense - by Bri! - and funnily enough. Congrats for a lovely poem!
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I am reading this piece of work time and again. However, I have not yet been able to count number of mistakes. I gave this passage to my students to do it for me (to count number of mistakes) but varied opinion came from my students.....some said, it is '9'...some said '12' and some dull students replied, 'Sir, there is no mistake in this passage'. Please tell me how many mistakes you have put deliberately! This is only known to you! Please answer through the reply option.....Dillip