I' Wore A Seatbelt When I'D Shit
Some may dream of pretty girls
by lenny roe
and others dream of guys
..........but all I ever dream about
is eating chocolate pies!
If I could eat everything I love
I'd grab a shopping cart,
and head right for the Frito-lays
and finish with apple tarts
If I could eat the things I love
without a heart attack,
I'd eat twinkies, hot dogs, Herhsey bars
and sundaies back to back!
But the truth is, I ate it all
til my clothes no longer fit.
I ate all day and ate all night
and wore a seatbelt when I'd shit!
And now I'm in the ICU
with a triple heart by pass,
and all these things I loved to eat
are memories of the past!
For the only food that I can have
comes pumped in through my veins
Without a BIG MACK in my mouth
By mornng I'l be INSANE!