My Poopasaurus

Poem By ToddMichael St. Pierre

Have you seen my Poopasaurus?
Oh she poops in great big piles.
She’s a prehistoric creature,
And her poop goes on for miles!

Can you help me to locate her?
Though your nose won’t like it much,
If you see her please remember,
You can look but do not touch!

Do not touch my Poopasaurus,
Or she may just poop on you.
She escaped me just this morning,
When I took her out to poo.

Have you seen my Poopasaurus?
She’s the only pet I’ve got.
She’s cute and kind, but keep in mind…

She poops an awful lot!

Comments about My Poopasaurus

Well that was a load of crap ;)
My students just love reciting this one!
Can you get her potty trained: -) ? Oh POOP!
Terrific children's poem! ! !
I Love it too, almost as much as my sister Ryleigh does!

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