My Satanic Mate

I walked in on a friend
He was chanting
NAPEAI BABAJEHE DAS BERINU VAX OOAONA etc
He told me it would bring him unlimited girls
I told him if he wants girls
Without no doubt
He should just whip his wallet out

by James Clive

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Hey, that's not the pocket bulge we're interested in! I see David's already tried to sell you on reading one of his, well, soory, I'm gonna do the same with one of mine - see Either I'm Joking or I'm a Total Bitch and Life Ain't Fair. Ok, 'nuff about me - this was a very funny poem and I'm giving it a 10. Hugs Anna xxx