My Sister Laura

Poem By Spike Milligan

My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.

Comments about My Sister Laura

This poem brings my memories back which I had spent witnh my sister
Are You Weak or is your sister just fat
Now this brings back memories!
Haven't heard this since primary school but still remember the words! A comic genius chaotic poet!
of course he wont answer! ! he is dead! ! you shudlnt be making jokes bout da best comedian ever, tony u sad little man! !


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