Of Garlic And Apples
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
by Herbert Nehrlich
and a garlic (one clove) keeps the heat in your stove.
But a kiss and a hug beats it all so they say
it will heal all your ailments, by Jove.
Take the apple, the garlic and kiss her sweet lips
if the garlic should wrinkle her nose,
slide your hands to caress her size 42 hips
and inser in her cleavage a rose.
If she still is too cold and not with it at all
you must tell her of those in the queue,
and that touching the subject has barriers fall
that all mankind is waiting for you.
If she senses that others are aiming their gaze
at the man that is close now to hand
you will enter an extraterrestrial blaze
which only the Gods understand.