He Ate All Of The Doughnuts
(This is a fictional poem)
by Randy Johnson
He ate all twelve doughnuts and I got none.
He said he did it because doing me dirty was lots of fun.
He was sorry when I started punching him in the face.
I had to put this jerk in his place.
The things he did were beyond belief.
He won't eat my doughnuts again because he has no teeth.