Old Drunk's Advice To An Anxious Beau

I'm no expert on marriage
but you asked me so
here's how I see it,
decades removed from
making the same decision.

If the woman is pretty,
has a voice you want to
bathe in forever, she
may be the right one.
But at my age or yours

I would marry only
a woman who made me
grunt at the zenith.
If she did that,
I'd buy the ring.

by Donal Mahoney

Comments (1)

Oh no... maybe don't advise on marriage... Love your sense of humour.