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In days of yore
by Sidi J. Mahtrow
(Actually two years shy of three score)
Was a family by name of Gore.
Being good citizens of Tennessee
They practiced a 'method' of control, you see.
They had no interest in procreation
Enough was enough, for the nation.
The method was one sanctioned by the Church
That prevented mistakes in a lurch.
But in a moment of fever
Mistakes happen; whatever.
So was born a new son
One destined to remind everyone.
That Algorithms don't work.