On Writing Poems In The Bathroom Stall

writing a poem
while in the john
damn it!
that didn't take long.
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Again I hide
to pen a short one
and flushed with pride
I'm already done
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thought I would write
while sitting here
but my paper is quite
used up, I fear
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the quips that I read
here on these walls
somehow succeed
where my 'effort' falls
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this time - no
I don't have to go
(and I do believe
we're both relieved)
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(Inspired by the classic, anonymous poem :)

Here I sit, broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted

by Chuck Audette

Comments (10)

I am inspired by the mastery of your toilet wall verse!
Far, far from crap Mister Chuck.
LoL that was witty! Preets
Many a shitter stall have my musings while logging off...literally. Te hee, hardy, har, har! When you have a chance, check out Phillip Sawatzky's 'Epigram To Charmin' if you haven't already.
Your poems bring a smile to my face. You're definitely a good way to start the morning.
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