OPEN LETTER TO ANDY C.
Sorry, Writer in Residence on the Great North Run
by Barry Tebb
The last thing I'd ever do is listen to your spin
â€œYou risk losing potential allies in your war
against the philistines,
Astley, Armitage, Duffy, Sansom, unashamedly provincial,
Defiantly Un-Oxbridge, not the enemy!â€
Sorry, Andy, arse-licking's not to my taste.
I always thought it wasn't yours, my mistake!