IOI (7/4/1934 / Hebburn.Co Durham U.K)

Orthodigital Todays Lunacy

My new dentures are digital
because I have the wherewithal
to buy the latest gadgetry.
I love modern technology.

They play pop music as I eat.
No other dentures can compete,
can receive the latest news
from any channel which I choose.

I need not change the batteries
they can recharge themselves with ease.
The movement of my lower jaw
creates the current which they store.

I think that I can claim to be.
The first to have such dentistry.
They are my only claim to fame
have become a household name.

The only man whose dentures do
a great deal more than simply chew.
It seems my dentures have made me
into a real celebrity.


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Comments (1)

Very good Ivor! If you have dentures and they sing a bad HEADACHE they would bring! Friend Thad *10*! !