I can never take anything seriously.
If you threatened to shoot me, I would
Ask you to do it on the left, my right is
My good side. If you threatened to cut me,
I would suggest a stab, it hurts less.
If you threatened to punch me, I would
Hand you a stick and tell you to do better.
It’s not due to a death wish, but rather a belief,
That passive aggressive subjugates aggressive
With pure confusion; to much of my relief.