I have never hunted before,
by Ima Ryma
Becuz blaze orange is not my style.
It cries out Halloween galore,
And freaks my feminine profile.
But now I hear 'twill be blaze pink
As a legal alternative.
So I am gonna hunt, I think,
And dressed in gear I'm sure will give
New meaning to my fashion flair.
Holding weapon in pink gloved hand,
All beasts with eyes will surely stare,
And deem me best dressed in the land.
I like the pink cuz it looks hot,
And I'll look hot in case I'm shot.