Politicians! ! ! (A Funny Story)
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa`s field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
A few days later, local cops came out looking for the missing politicians, saw the crashed bus, and asked Santa where all the politicians had gone.
Santa said, 'I buried them all... out back.'
Inspector asked, 'Were they ALL dead? '
Santa replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren`t, but you know how the politicians lie.'