(16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)


Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)

by Spike Milligan

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this is indicative of the shit that gets published simply because.