Prince Of Peace Versus The King

Poem By Trade Martin

The King Of Rock n’ Roll…..,
Challenged the Prince Of Peace…..,
To a Karaoke singing contest……,
Jesus immediately won the toss……,
After they flipped a coin…..,
And wailed an unbelievable version……,
Of “Stairway To Heaven”…..,
Extremely depressed…..,
Elvis just headed back to……,
“Heartbreak Hotel”……,
Took a quick shower…..,
Grabbed his teddy bear…..,
And threw the towel in…..! ! !

(The moral is: Even Elvis can’t beat Jesus….! ! !)

Comments about Prince Of Peace Versus The King

the devil can't beat Jesus Christ how can a singer even beat him -.-'


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