Pulling Habits Out Of Rats

Poem By ToddMichael St. Pierre

I’m no genie or Houdini,
I’m The Famous Rob Kabob.
Hocus-pocus I must focus,
I must think to do my job.
First I get in this position,
While the rat sits very still.
I’m part Shrink and part Magician,
And it takes a secret skill.
People ask, 'Rob what’s your job? '
But they figure I am joking,
When I tell them I help rats
To stop drinking and stop smoking.
Some rats are such nail-biters,
Still others tend to overeat.
I wave my magic wand 3 times,
And PRESTO my work is complete.
I no longer miss my old job,
Pulling RABBITS out of HATS.
I’m The Famous Rob Kabob,
I pull HABITS out of RATS!

Comments about Pulling Habits Out Of Rats

Really, really hilarious! ! !
Very Clever indeed!
LMAO, is all I can say, good one!
really enjoyable verse
OUTstanding piece of workmanship!


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