Quick And Quiet Pee
Grandpa trapped me with gas that he passed.
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
The children from the playground saw me gasp for air,
Grandpa didn't bat an eye at me,
When I covered up my nose and pretended to sneeze!
He offered to extend to me an apology...
By saying he tried to hold the gas in,
But if he did there was nowhere around...
He could take a quick and quiet pee!