Ratting On The Ratings
They've been at
it's taken them weeks,
the stupid geeks
I've gone from nine or ten
to average four
or not much more
they haven't finished... so it seems...
do I feel diminished? In your dreams!
like a melting, sad poetic snowman?
the answer's a belting, glad, oh no, man!
doing all those hits
must be boring, silly shits
but although it's boring
they've sent my 'total hits' soaring -
raised to the skies my poetic cred -
you'd think, by thousands I've now been read!
sticks and hackers
may hurt my knackers
but at least these nerds
can't mess with the words