Ratz In The Suflé
Der were ratz in the suflé again.
by Martin A. Ramos
My moder gave me ratz to eet.
Cellar ratz, in the suflé, again.
Has my moder ever eeten ratz?
I bet not.
I bet ratz never eight my moder.
If ratz could think,
they would cook and eet my moder.
I am a rat. I think
I'll feed my moder to the ratz, my broders.
Piece by piece. I laf. I think.
Ratz in the suflé, again.