KH (27 July 1957 / Lunger Pur Baly, Jhellum, Pakistan)

Real Man’s Curry

When I go for a curry
I always have a phal;
Man’s curry
Because I’m a real man
Man’s man!

If I want a change,
I don’t order Korma, Roghan Josh or
Even chicken tikka Masala.
I’m not a window dresser or interior designer,
I have Vindaloo instead;
Man’s curry
Because I’m a real man
Man’s man!

When I go for a curry
I always! Always!
Leave the toilet paper in the fridge.
I always have man’s curry
Because I’m a real man
Man’s man!

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Comments (1)

Excellent Khadim. I love the way in which you have constructed this. The flow is brilliant and reminds me a bit of Jefferson. The culture theme is really made everyman here, the humour of the final stanza is excellently handled. A real pleasure!