Representatives From The Kingdom Of Crack
Poem By Lawrence S. Pertillar
You have trespassed my property.
And boldly stand in my backyard,
With demands that I step down...
From my position as Head of Household?
Are you 'mad'?
You obviously have toted on too much smoke!
'We have taken a consensus.
And your neighbors have convinced us...
You must step down immediately.'
Who are you?
Are you a citizen?
Or a taxpayer?
'That is besides the point.
We have elected ourselves,
Representatives from the Kingdom of Crack.'
Activate the electric fence!
Release from their knitting dens,
All their bitter ex-wives.
'You can not do this.
We will not survive,
The tormenting done by our ex-wives.'
You think I am without secret weapons?
Entrap these crack addicts...