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Risqué Limerick
(04 October 1943 / Germany)

Risqué Limerick

I see myself in the Jacuzzi
but not with your average floozie.
As I like some pizzaz
I may yet ask Mahnaz
they say beggars are usually choosy.

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lIMERICKS CAN BE A RISKY BUSINESS wARM REGARDS ALLAN
LOL you need a holiday in Ireland, my friend!
I will wear my ironman speedos and be on my best behaviour. We can talk about the properties of water with or without chemical additives and the thermal effects of immersion in said waters. I am also hoping that Mahnaz has the sense of humour that I imagine her to possess, or I am in trouble. When you said 'you naughty thing', Sherrie, were you addressing me as a person or the thing that I allegedly have for....... H
Told you, Mahnaz. Herbert, you naughty thing!
Hmmmmm.....speechless....nothing can be said ;)