I’m not a pleasant fucker,
by Gordon David
I’m the pleasant fucker’s mate,
I’m only fucking pleasant,
Cos the pleasant fuckers late.
I’m not feeling good, but I’m not too bad.
I’m not feeling happy, but I’m not feeling sad
I’m not feeling dopey, I bet that grumpy’s glad
Think positive and be cool.
Think negative you’re a fool
Think about the good in your life.
Your family, partner or maybe your wife.
Don’t be nasty, try to be kind