Ms. Divorce (Part 2)

Your Husband Told You That He Is Going Out Of Town, But He Went Over Ms. Divorce's House To Get Down.
See, He Told Ms. Divorce That He Cheats On You, Because You Are Not Satisfying Him Sexually.

He Told Ms. Divorce That When You Guys Got Married, He Became Unhappy.

See, He Likes Ms. Divorce Because She Does The Things The Wife Won't Do.
So If You Don't Want Your Husband To Cheat On You, You Better Start Doing The Things He Wants You To.

See, Ms. Divorce Broke Up A Marriage Before And Wants To Do It Again,

Plus, Ms. Divorce Has A Thing For Married Men.

Ms. Divorce Said, "If You Don't Want Me In Your Husband's Life, "

"You Better Start Satisfying Your Man, Or I Will Be The Wife."

by Cindy Christmas

Comments (10)

You may have caught the essence of the man in this one Allie! Great economy of language, and you got the point over with great timing and clarity. Very worth committing to print! ! Very fine work as always. xxx jim
Relationships are your strong point when you write (I should say strongest!) And I love the quick flow of exchanges. S x
You know I didn't read that as a man you were talking to. I took it as a child. Then I read Esther's comment and blink - illumination. We are like that. You know it and accept it - cool.
A funny yet insightful write, my friend! I love men. I mean, I really love men. But you have GOT to be able to laugh, eh? ? ! Don't forget to give him that hug from me, and more than one to YOU, Allie, for such forebearance and compassion! Commiserations and smiles, Esther : ]
Then stupidity is inevitable and blessed are the dumb. A good twist of the pen here, AAA. It would be comical if it weren't a true reflection of a usually-male attitude of dismissing the emotions. Fine write; it kicks, and lingers on the tongue. t x
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