EL ( / 20 min's from the beach)

She Said...

She quietly said, 'Milton... I love you.'
His light heart ballooned to the moon.
She flew out - - 'So shy! ' he thought, but he knew
That wedding bells would clanggg very soon.

Long had he worshipped and followed her,
Sent her lingerie and flowers.
At long last his ardor had paid off
for ere long (drool) her clothes she'd doff!

Milton suffers a personal weakness:
Quite certain he knows false from true.
But to his wretched horror and bleakness,
He found out she'd said, 'I love Hugh'.

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Comments (13)

You know, ...I think that happened once...to ME! ! HAHA...love it anyway. Robert
Utterly hilariously wonderful! A shining juxtaposition of soaring emotion and watching it all come down (so to speak) .... t x
This was just hysterically funny...poor Milty! Lucky ' Hugh' (for writing such a funny poem!)
Brilliant, just brilliant!
nice twist, you really had me going there... i wonder what was the inspiration. cheers, masha
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