Shut The Damn Door!

Poem By Randy Johnson

Shut the damn door, it's cold outside!
Shut the damn door or I'll tan your hide!
I'm getting tired of you letting the cold air in.
I took you to the woodshed yesterday and I'll take you there again.

You figure that because you're over seven feet tall, you can give me sass.
I may be shorter than you but I can still kick your ass.
Shut the damn door, it's below zero degrees!
Shut it now or I'll put you over my knee.

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