So Embarrassed (4) (A Cellular Phone As Vibrator)

An old sexual pervert,
in painful agony, he looked so hurt.
Beads of sweat on his forehead,
a faint ring tone made him almost dead.
An ER doctor examined his abdomen.
It was so tender and stiffened,
showing signs of acute peritonitis,
Without surgical treatment he surely was on the death list.
He was immediately X-rayed
so that a diagnosis must not be delayed.
In the film a cellular phone was seen in his rectum.
For making a correct diagnosis, the doctor hit a home-run.
He was asked ' How did the phone get into anus? ''
a question so embarrassed.
He answered ' While I was having a bath,
with soap bubble on my butt,
I slipped and fell on my buttock,
and right onto the phone near the bathtub,
and it slipped into my anus and got stuck.'
As repeated calls from friends were made to that phone with no answer,
he went into painful spasm because the phone acted like a vibrator.
A phone is a phone
abuse of it almost led him to doom.

by U Win Kyi

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