Something Funny

Poem By David Darbyshire

I'm thinking of something Funny
And it looks a little Runny
I suppose it could be from someone's Nose
That the person never Blows

I'm thinking of something Funny
Could make your Day a little more Sunny
In Holland they say it rains like Cats and Dogs
But I say it rains like Cows and Hogs

Lets all Say,
A Joke a Day
Keeps the Doc. Away

P.S.
Please write something Funny
And you'll be my Friend, to the End
Well to the end of your Poem :)

Comments about Something Funny

I'm having a solemn writing period at the moment David, but no doubt hilarity will surface soon and I will be joining you in this 'funny poem' business. Keep smiling. Love Ernestine XXX


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