Georgie's Revenge

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and eurp,
Kissed the girls and made them burp,
And when the boys came out to play,
Georgie killed them all that day.
He was so sick of hearing
That goshdarned rhyme,
He couldn't bear to hear it one more time.
So he wasted them all and said, 'What the Hey!
I don't care if they put me away.
I couldn't bear to hear it even once more
I had to even up the score.'

So now he's languishing in his cell
Where he's hoping all goes well.
It was, til a sadistic guard came by
And tried to erase
That permanent smile off Georgie's face
By reciting that awful taunting hack,
It was the straw that broke poor Georgie's back.

Now he's a blithering crazy con
Sitting there with his straight jacket on.
The world can now all go to hell
He's happy there in his padded cell,
Reciting over and over all the day
'Georgie Porgie ran away'

by George Hunter

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