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Super Secret Agent

I'm a super secret agent.
I'm an undercover spy.
I'm the world's best detective.
I'm the perfect private eye.
I'm a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,
I'm a snoop and I'm a sleuth.
I'm unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.

I've got eyesight like an eagle.
I've got hearing like a bat.
I can out-smell any bloodhound.
I'm as stealthy as a cat.

I can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how I search and search
I still can't find my keys!

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