' Teachers Pet '
Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the cheeks,
But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks.
Yea, I gotta wait so long I swear……………
Just to wish her a HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Oh to hell with it, I’ll grab her, and plant a kiss on her lips,
But the thought of it scares me out of my wits.
A little voice keeps saying “ no no no no no no “.
She HAS learned “ AIKIDO “
Oh hell I’ll forget it and say no more
I don’t want to land up battered and bruised on the floor.