* Terms Of Engagement
Poem By Esra Sloblock
When the Ez wears his black jeans and is told by amazing fiancee that they're blue, it is acceptable for the Ez to say they're light black and be wrong.
When amazing fiancee says 'EERHH! ' the Ez will immediately know what is required. The likelihood being that it will be either loving caresses or floral gums.
When the Ez mis-hears amazing fiancee and says something completely irrelevant, amazing fiancee will laugh manically.
When amazing fiancee speaks with knowledge, confidence, skill and belief the Ez will be in awe and love amazing fiancee even more.
When amazing fiancee and the Ez laugh their arses completely off, it is mandatory for the world to be a brighter place.
When amazing fiancee says she looks like shit it will be total bollocks because the Ez said so.
When amazing fiancee and the Ez look into each others eyes time will stand still and 'the force' will take over
When time ends and the cosmos crawls up it's own arse and dies, the Ez will still love amazing wife completely.
When the Ez stops starting every line with 'when' it'll be time to end this.
The Ez is so in love with amazing fiancee that his heart could burst.