He mails e-mails by the c-shore
by Robert Black
And dreams of the time when he first met Shelby
(their ships passed in cyberspace at the web dating agency) ,
And though she was always positive, and he slightly negative,
They managed to conduct a r-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p over the internet...
Until one fateful day when they decided to exchange photographs
(he sent his, but when he asked to see Shel’s she said no) .