The Big Issue Or The Porkers Lament
Measure love in weight & I've more than most to give
Measure fun in lbs & oz's - oh what a life I live!
Big & bubbly, larger than life
Homely & cuddly, the perfect wife?
Strange people, strange places
Strange ways and strange faces
Alone yet so crowded
So empty it sounded
Lucky me, trying out all these new pills,
Surely one of them will be the cure for all ills?
I wonder what this little white one will do?
Oooh, those pink dancing cows are new....
Come What May
Everything is different, and you are the key
Intense and strange, so foreign to me
Black & white gone, colours everywhere
Fragrances lingering in the flavoured air