The Lion

If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away

by Spike Milligan

Comments (21)

NICE POEM.. CLEAR 10 God sees the reason the efforts and the dedication of a person life is very much open for us to create a beautiful scene Hasmukh Mehta .poemhunter
act- you are dead before the killer ruler you'll be safe! ! ! ! Acting (flattering) saves from the tyrant ruler! ! !
Lay on the ground quite still Pretend you are very ill Keep like that day after day.. very interesting.. tony
Hahahaha..really! ! That is a very nice suggestion. Funny and entertaining. Enjoyed.
Purrhaps the lion won't! My lion poems are based on the wildlife artist Stephen Gayford's painting titles... You can search poemhunter for Stephen Gayford to find hundreds of these wildlife poems.
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