The Lion

If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away

by Spike Milligan

Comments (13)

Quite an amusing poem. By the way, I will take care in a similar situation. Thanks a lot.
The poem is pure amusement but beautifully penned.
Attack of lion is symbolized but poet has humorously spoken many things here. This is a brilliant poem shared here..10
You have to love his humour.
A nice sense of humour in a beautiful poem. Thanks poet.
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