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Limericks Of Fun

LIMERICK OF FUN

A POET NAMED BARRY WAS BRAINLESS,
BUT IN TRUTH WAS ENTIRELY BLAMELESS,
IT WAS THE FAULT OF HIS DAD,
AND HIS MUM WHO WAS BAD,
AT CONVEYING THE MEANING OF SADNESS.
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THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO WAS BRASH,
WHOSE JOB PAID HIM PLENTY OF CASH,
HE WOULD WINE AND WOULD DINE,
AND HAVE A GREAT TIME,
IN FACT HE WAS JUST VERY FLASH.
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JOHN TRIED TO PUT UP A SHELF BRACKET,
AND MADE SUCH A TERRIBLE RACKET,
INTRUTH IT FELL DOWN,
ON TOP OF HIS CROWN,
AND TORE A BIG HOLE IN HIS JACKET.
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A MAN HE RAN TO THE BOWER,
TO ESCAPE A THUNDEROUS SHOWER,
IT RAINED CATS AND DOGS,
AND UGLY GREAT FROGS,
AND A WOMAN WHOSE NAME WAS MISS GOWER.
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I KNOW I'M A BIT OF A CLOT,
SOME EVEN CALL ME IDIOT,
BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE,
IS A POET YOU CAN'T CHIDE,
WHO ENDS LIMERICKS WITH A DOT.

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Love the title, enjoyed the read immensely. Took me to another place in time.
i know about lost love...it does hurt..this illusion keeps us going, , people would rea; ise and change
I think its important that we know what we have been blessed with, the lord works in mysterious ways, what is given so freely can and will be taken away.
Underrated piece. I totally agree with the points you made. it is like backsliding.. the demons just become more...
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