The Man That Buys Tampons
So many men won't do it.
They have to hide their head.
If they must go...please let God know
he'd like to be struck dead.
Of course the store is crowded
It has to be that way...
How could this trip get any worse?
''Hey there! '' The neighbors say.
But if you only saw yourself
through other women's eyes,
you'd see a thoughtful, caring man
that fills their heart with sighs.
When a man can go buy tampons
and not care if he's seen,
he must be a true sweetheart....
or else SHE' S REALLY MEAN!