The Pink Black Golden
Got a Golden non-Retriever:
Goes and gets it
But can’t be bothered to bring it back.
Noticed her nose turning pink from black,
Then that there seemed to be a series of stitch marks
Attaching it to her muzzle.
“Our dog’s got a sewn-on nose! ”, I said…
Then the realisation dawned:
The nose is fine ………
We’ve got a sewn-on dog!