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The 'Poem A Day' Project - Day 99
( / England)

The 'Poem A Day' Project - Day 99

Poem By Flying Lemming

You may think I’m mad or a little confused
But I find that my peace is being abused
Whenever I try to sit and relax
I hear the noise of my cat eating snacks
And when I change rooms to escape from the crunch
I smell my dog cooking himself stew for lunch
And when I leave the house to get free
The sound of the birds eating crisps above me
I hide in the shed but while I’m in there
I get the scent of the spider’s éclair
Wherever I go I find that the sound
And smell of food follows me around
It didn’t always used to be that way
It’s ‘cos I started my diet today

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Comments (1)

....and there was me eating a goat's cheese and garlic snack whilst reading this one! Nice to read you again, Lemming. Love, Fran xx