The Siamese Elephant
A mother and her child went walking one day,
'Oh, look, ' She said, 'Over that way! '
'What is that, mother? ' the child cried in dismay.
'Why it looks like a Siamese Elephant, munching on hay! '
His body was tan with extremities brown,
His chocolate tail waved slowly around.
'But, mother, a cat doesn't have a trunk for a nose.'
Just then the elephant bellowed, 'MEEEOOOW' through his hose!
'Oh my! Who would believe!
Son, let's keep this between you and me! '