These Damn Laxatives
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I'm so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.