They Ponder And They Ponder.....
They ponder and they ponder
Deep steeped they are, in chess
So far as I can really see
They're both in quite a mess
For neither one can make a move
Oh what a silly pair
Betimes they've finished pondering
They'll both be short of hair
Now I know of a perfect move
Which would confound the issue
I'd sweep the pieces off the board
With one almighty 'Tishoo! '