Those Unfortunate Ones

Poem By Herbert Nehrlich

There once was a fat one with tits
who was missing some cognitive bits
but she could not resist
to try dancing the twist
never knew 'bout the its and the it's.

I have met some who knew not to spell
some were turned down at Taco Bell
they were simply too dumb
and their brain was the bum
they write its' - it's the its who can tell.

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