Thoughts Of Inner Beauty From My Aunt Marilyn Vos Sociopath

I believe that one becomes
By taking life
Less personally
If your employer criticizes your report,
Don't take it personally
Instead, find out who he's bangin'
Fix him with a few cellphone pics
If your girlfriend laughs
At your tie
Don't take it personally.
Find another tie
That one won't be suitable
After you are done strangling her with it
Then find another girlfriend.
Who likes t-shirts

by Nat Z. Punx

Comments (1)

this is horribly funny, my wife and I are both laughing