To Esther, Regarding Her One Inch By One Inch Poetry Writing Book
I hope this advice is somewhat sage
for it concerns your one inch page
I'm worried that if you write alot
you'll write so small, t'will look like spots
when writing, your hand will clench in pain
when reading, your eyes will squint and strain
and at night, the trick is to use a better lamp
or you might stick this on an letter as a stamp
If on your bedside table, while you're in dreams so deep
I fret that you'll be able to eat it in your sleep!
Then.. you'll search high and low, in frantic despair
(I bet it could even get lost in your hair)
So Quick! Return it! Don't dare dawdle!
And at least go get the TWO inch model!