RJ ( / )

Toothless

After chewing tobacco for two years, I've had nothing but grief.
The Beechnut and Redman rotted out all of my teeth.
When I first meet women, all seems to go well.
But they see I have no teeth and tell me to go to hell.
I got angry at the tobacco company and decided to sue.
But the judge pointed at me and said 'I blame you! '
This ticked me off so I punched the judge in the gut.
He was stronger and he kicked my butt.
Now I'm confined to a hospital bed.
It's my fault that I have no teeth in my head.

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