Trade Martin's Ferret
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
by David Taylor
His ferret strayed, went far away
He’s gone away, he’s gone away
Trade Martin’s ferret on festive day.
He’s going crazy, posted a huge reward
Hoping that it won’t be as it was
The year before when his turtle was lost.
Oh please you poets bring him some cheer
And tell him his ferret’s been found this year.