What To Look For When Selecting A Woman For Fun Times, Possibly More

Poem By Reece Kaye

The perfect woman is 3 feet high
She never speaks when her mouth is full
The top of her head is a flat plateau
To rest your Beer on, while she plays with your tool
And when your sack’s empty, to bed you will swagger
She turns into a sandwich and a six-pack of Lager.
Thus proving we have a feminine touch
Like yourselves, I don’t think we’re asking for much!

Comments about What To Look For When Selecting A Woman For Fun Times, Possibly More

You forgot the fold back teeth! Ez
Ye wee shite, ye! How can you tell if a man's happy? Who cares... Nah, gotta give this a 10 for making me laugh. Hugs Anna xxx

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