A Poultry Affair At The Fair.
Them farm girls at t’market
All laughed at moi hair
Thems said it was sad, like a mullet
Oi said “It’ll look better,
Engage Brain/Deploy Clutch
She ran out screaming with pleasure
The examiner gave her a pass
She poured herself a large measure
After that day, she drove from her ass.
Valentine’s View Of A British Soap Opera
Ah love sweet love
Make me, not frown
And all will be thy pleasure’s fill
It’s forward and back, not up and down
Miss Uniqueverse,2006 (A Poetic Beauty Pageant In The Mix)
From a rather hectic night before
The judges, a little to wear for worse
Sat grudgingly to pontificate
On this year’s new Miss UniqueVerse.
Looking For Hot Stuff Baby This Evening?
By day he was a plumber, a regular one of the boys,
But by night he ran Ladies Parties, selling fantasy sex-toys.
And when a plumbing he did go, the ladies liked his tools for sure
Which explains all his discount rates, when being paid behind the door.
Tips For A Woman's Safety And Survival (Or An Exercise In False Bravado?)
Women, women, women.
The enigma of our lives.
So much more understandable
Before you were our wives.